Abstinence Offsets

Get a beautiful, personalized abstinence offset certificate for your sweetheart, so they can get lucky without the guilt. Makes a fabulous gift for valentines day, anniversaries, sweetest day, etc.

Here's how it works

We recruit people who volunteer to abstain for a day. You then choose from the list of available abstainers and buy your certificate for $5.00 plus shipping, materials, and handling. We allow the abstainer to choose from a list of charities and donate the $5.00 to the charity of the abstainers choice. We will request that the charity send you a receipt (if you want it) so that you can retain the tax deduction.

Become an Abstainer

Not only will you brighten someone's day, but as payment for abstaining you will be allowed to choose which deserving charity on our list receives a donation.

What if I don't care

If abstinence is not your thing, try our Ignorance Offsets.

Abstinence offsets.